The âandâ to our Rants and Big Pants is JaneyâŚalso known as the Duchess. Not only is she a âladeeeeeeâ but is a terrible snob about most things unless sheâs had a few too many G & Tâs (which is often) then she likes a âdirty burgerâ and WotsitsâŚa fact she would deny to the death! Our Janey is a beauty, inside and out. Not argumentative like Neens and dB and likes to âbankâ it when somebody pees her offâŚthat bank of hers must be full to brimming with us two around her all the time. Janey is everything Neens and dB will never beâŚclassy, refined and slim. Neither dB nor Neens has ever seen her finish a meal but tells us she is a but often has a pack of Doritos for her âsupperâ (dinner to everybody else). It should be noted that Janey wouldnât know a pair of big pants if they slapped her in the face but she is our touch of class. Our very own Mary Poppins is an inspirational gal both in personal and home style. So when you see something arty or cool on our pagesâŚthatâll be her! Describing her in three words: fun, calm and defo not simple.
In our videos we will address both the serious and the ridiculous but we can guarantee one thing; weâll have a laugh and we sincerely hope you join us on our journey.