Covid Keith from Tesco


So Keith turned up last night.

😉


You won’t know Keith but he’s my Tesco delivery man. Keith also delivers to the office sometimes and we always have a nice chat.

Anyhoo, so Keith delivered the shopping last night a couple of hours before Boris did the announcement.


‘Reckon we’re going down into proper lockdown girl’ said Keith


‘Oh mate, I think you’re right’ I replied. ‘I can’t wait till later when all the keyboard warriors get going with how he’s doing it wrong again’


Keith laughed. I laughed. ‘Reckon you’re right’ said Keith.


‘I love how everybody knows so much more than me, because I wouldn’t know where the f*ck to start trying to make 78 million people happy...would you?’ I said


‘Not a bleeding clue girl, not a clue’ said Keith.


And that’s the thing that makes me chuckle. You’ve spent almost a year in one kind of lockdown or another. You think if Labour or the Lib Dem’s were in power they’d do a better job? Twenty quid to a bucket of shit, they wouldn’t have the foggiest either. BUT, and here it is folks...if you think they’re all so bad, corrupt, incompetent, self-serving whatever’s (not saying they aren’t...) you could always run as a candidate for your local council. If you think that the general parties are crap, be independent. Put yourself out there to make the changes you want to see.

Just a suggestion. But I wouldn’t want his job for anything. No thanks. I can barely control the bloody dog!

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